Gossip roundup
Well, no matter what else is going on with Jen, we can always count on the tabloids to bring the focus back to her love life. So eager are they to set her up with any man at all that some have resorted to saying that she’s “juggling” men. To review:
Page Six reports that Jen was spotted on what was obviously a date with a tall blond man. This outing is said to have taken place at the Sunset Tower restaurant in Hollywood, and is corroborated by Us Weekly.
Furthermore, not a whole lot needs to be said about Jen’s affection with Jake at Saturday’s GLAAD Media Awards; they are friends and costars, but they provided quite the snapshot for any number of purposes.
Meanwhile, Anorak piggybacks on previous reports of Jen dining out with Sam Rockwell and Ryan Kavanagh, and a so-called “exploratory date” with Orlando Bloom, by reporting that she is dating all three men simultaneously:
“JENNIFER Aniston is “juggling 3 men”.
Has her career in light entertainment come to this? And how long before Aniston’s dreams of Oscar glory are dealt a deadly blow by a stint on Cirque Du Celebrite?
This is Jen’s “SHOCKING LOVE TRIANGLE”, says the Enquirer. And reading on we learn that strongwoman Jen is making geometric shapes with Orlando Bloom, Sam Rockwell and Ryan Kavanagh.
This is the Hollywood act everyone at the Enquirer’s offices is talking about.
The story goes that since her split from Brad Pitt, Jennifer has been wrestling with commitment issues. Fearful of falling for another man who lets her down, she is keeping her options open with three suitors.
From Kevin Bacon’s seven degrees of separations, we move into Jennifer Aniston’s one degree.
As a “friend” tells us: “All three of these guys are crazy about Jen, but she can‘t decide which one - if any of them – is Mr Right?”
Anorak feels a film script in the pipeline. Although the scriptwriters should take care with the plotting lest EastEnders sue for plagarism, especially if Jen has a yearned-for baby and is unable to work out the father’s identity.
And then there is Vince Vaughan, Jen’s former flame. Jen dated Vince for a year, a period that coincided with – get this – their promoting the film The Break-Up. Film ended. Credits rolled. Jen and Vince broke up.
But, as the source says: “Jen could even add Vince back to her string of suitors because, after surprising her by showing up at her recent birthday party, he’s been begging for a second chance.”
The star of the film Gate Crashers showed up unexpectedly at Jen’s party? Life mirrors art. How long before Vince, who is to star in Fred Claus, is climbing down your chimney with a bag of swag and kissing grandma? In Hollywood the script is everything.
But talent is important. And very soon Jen will be juggling not one, not two, not three but…four men!
With her hair…
As I see it, when we’re meant to know anything about Jen’s love life, it will be quite clear . . .
Jennifer Aniston, gossip, sightings, Orlando Bloom, Sam Rockwell, Ryan Kavanagh
April 19th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Three men? I’m jealous.
April 19th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
“As I see it, when we’re meant to know anything about Jen’s love life, it will be quite clear . . .”
crystal!
April 19th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
God, tabloids are above ludicrous. No one in Hollywood can be leading a normal life, can they? It has to be a ridiculous sope opera.
April 19th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
This article from the UK was obviously written before the blonde guy - so it’s four and possibly 5 if she can put up with Vince Vaughn again. All I can say is - you go, girl!