Rumor patrol - OK’s “baby time” story

As seen above, Jen plays mom-of-three Jenny Grogan in her upcoming film Marley & Me - and OK!’s latest cover story claims that Jen is in a hurry to follow suit with a brood of her own. The magazine has “sources” claiming that Jen has put things on the fast track with John, in order to start a family:
“It wouldn’t be much of a surprise at all if they moved in together by the year’s end,” a friend of Jen’s tells OK!. “And if they do, you can bet that there will be serious discussions about having children.”
First of all, I’m not going to touch the fact that their cover picture is nearly three years old. There are more recent file photos out there. True story. The more pressing point, though, is the sheer ridiculousness of the story itself. The phrase “baby time” will forever be associated in my mind with only the most off-the-mark tabloid stories, thanks to a Star cover a few years back that used that phrase alongside a picture of Jen on vacation with Brad in Anguilla - and by the time that cover hit stands, the world knew how that vacation would end. Talk about lousy timing.
In the case of this most current story, where Jen is moving things along with John at warp speed, it is clear to any observer that even though they seem to be crazy about each other, they are taking their time. In fact, John said as much on Friday night; according to People, he told the crowd at Brixton Academy (where Jen watched from the upper level) that “every relationship someone steps into might somehow shake you up a bit. So I’m gonna take my time a little bit.” You can tell that he’s crazy about her; check out this YouTube vid, especially around 3 minutes and 15 seconds (those who are familiar with the song know that it does not normally go like that!). Jen has reciprocated his affections, taking pictures of her man at Hard Rock Calling. And who can forget their memorable exit from La Famiglia on Saturday night?
Nevertheless, the folks at OK! have gotten way ahead of themselves. I know, it’s shocking that a tabloid would lose the plot, but what are you going to do?


July 2nd, 2008 at 6:01 pm
what song is he singing?
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Thanks Erin- as always the voice of reason!!!OK!-just one ridiculous trashoid!!!Lord can’t they buy a new pic of her-cheapskates!
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:30 am
I’m a huge Jen fan and just found this site!! So glad to be able to get news on her without listening to people put in mindless comments. I’m also thrilled that you wrote about this bc I hate how tabloids have to jump the gun on everything!! Anyways love Jen & can’t wait for more news!
July 4th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
You always cut through the crap and lay it on the line, Erin. Loved it. I truly enjoy reading your blog.
July 7th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Hey Erin, what exactly did he do different to the song? what did he say and how does it usually go? I cudnt make out what he said after “i wont be the first”, he says something else that I cant decipher.
July 7th, 2008 at 10:27 am
The song, “Wheel,” usually goes “I won’t be the last to love her.” This time, he sang “I won’t be the first to love her,” and then he said “and I’m cool with it.” With Jen in the audience that night, it’s pretty easy to draw your own conclusions
July 7th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
thanks erin, and aww how cute!!